I BROKE MY PROMISE OK. I said I’d do this every Saturday. Well I haven’t been, get over it. ♥
Oh my cheesesticks, Danny is actually so funny. I had to construct a list of Danny quotes in the end. I WAS UPSET, THEN HE CAME ALONG AND MADE ME LAUGH. fuuu.
I haven’t been on Tinychat for ages. :’)
Can’t think of anything to put, so i’ll abandon Tumblr again for maybe a couple of wekks before something interesting happens. ;P
MegYosh - out.
So I keep forgetting about tumblr. I mean, I DON’T, but I can just never be bothered to post. I haz nothin’. I will try to post every Saturday from now on. SHUT UP I KNOW IT’S SUNDAY, MOFOS.
Reading Katie’s pornos is fun. APART FROM THE FACT THAT SHE CHANGED MY ONE SLIGHTLY. O_O”
HEY BITCHES, I HAVE A YOSHI EGG BRACELET. So Fudge jooooo.
Bitches.
Katie, love you bbz. ♥ BUT JACK LOVES YOU MORE! Promise.
Yeah now i’m just thinking of random stuff to s- WAIT!
New stuffs going on over at ONM Siblings!!
Just so you all know:
Capp’n - Timmy Hill & Tom Carter
Right Hand Man - Matthew Biggins
Master Gunner - Yee Chan
Navigator - Oli Cliffe
General - Josh McIntyre
Chef - Rory
Assistant Chef - Joe Swift
Bar Maid - Katie Kemp
Designer - Becky White
Cleaner - Jack Algar
Drunken Head Hunter - Ricky Taylor
Noob Trainer - Lee Hatchman
Random Hobo - Megan ‘Yoshi’ Gilham
Head Ninja - Jakku Diran Ebansu.
We are the Siblings crew, and today was Elf Day, a special day indeed.
Basically, Jansen (Otherwise know as Elf), stole Yee, our Master Gunner, plus ‘harrassed’ most of the crew. Here’s the conversation between both Capp’n Timmy and Elf.
Capp’n: I ‘ear you have ‘een harassing members of me’ ole’ crew. I would ‘ike you to stop.
Thanks,
Capp’n Timmy - ONM Siblings!
Elf: Dude, I haven’t been doing anything?
Capp’n: How dare you address me as ‘dude’
Sir or Capp’n will be just fine.
Elf: Capp’n, what am I supposed to have done?
Capp’n: I have been told that you have been annoying some members of my crew, I don’t care if this is true or not true, just please stop.
Thank you.
Elf: Nope, I haven’t been in contact with many ONMers for a long time. Maybe if you’d specify who told you this? Sir?
Capp’n: Unfortunately, the victim has asked to stay anonymous.
So no, I can’t.
Elf: Whatever I didn’t do, I’ll stop it… Somehow….
Capp’n: Good, and may we have Yee back? Everyone is saying you kidnaped him.
That is my final request.
Elf: Of course….. *Hands Yee back*
Look, I know pretty much everyone hates me because of what I didn’t do. Just don’t fall into the trap and believe everything people are (probably) saying about me. Capp’n.
So yeah, forgot about this, so haven’t updated in a while. Hatchy’s just left BACT, so wishing him all the best and stuff. Why do people get really worked up about Ricky leaving, then when he leaves nobody fusses? Cruel, cruel people.
As said in the title, I probably went to the zoo yesterday. It’s likely.
So there we were, dragging my sister through the zoo. While she was interested in EVERYTHING, I was standing way too close to the Zoo Keepers’ trucks. Seriosuly, there was nobody in ‘em, and nobody around to see my driving around like some loony. It was terrific.
Jokes, we went on the train instead. It was terribly tempting, though…Besides, it was cold on the train.
Hey, Ben wanted a mention. HE IS GETTING ONE.
You’re gonna be reading this and thinking ‘HEYAL YAAS, MENCHUNZ FUR MAI!’ well here you go.
The wild BEN received One Mention! It’s super effective!
Good luck for tomorrow, will be thinkin’ of ya!
MEGYOSH used Think! But it failed…
Been playing a lot of Mario Sunshine lately, due to the loss of me old memory card with the almost-completed files… Oh well, up to about 56 Shine Sprites already, so not doing too badly. I just like glitching it up.
I guess that’s it for tonight, ‘cos I don’t have much else to report, other than Katie thinking that I love Sam.
MegYosh - OUT.
Have you done a rape ?
Yes. he has.
I would say the only rape he could possibly commit is, uh, underage stuff. Because, c’mon, who wouldn’t consent?! :L
Truest.Thing.EVER.
Come one, EVERYBODY knows you love him.
So I return with all the random crap you don’t wanna read!
Just after I blogged yesterday, clapped my hand to my mouth, suprised that I had forgoten the funny conversations I had with Jakku.
On The Big Ass Chat Thing yesterday, Jakku said that he was at my window, waving. I actually looked, I dunno why, and when I said there was no one there, he said ‘I ducked.’
Then, later, in a private chat:
Me: Something really weird happened earlier. My mum looked out of the window and said ”Who’s that outside the window?” I said nothing at all. O_O
Jakku: Holy crap. You’re mother is a past psychic!
Me: SO shoulda gone outside and looked at who it was.
Jakku: She knows what I look like? D:
Me: That would be creepy.
…I don’t think so. O_o
And knowing is half the battle. :’)
Afterwards, that lead to the newest OOTS (Order of The Stick) comic. Yay! Thog’s back!
(I’ll hardly EVER post private chats for obvious reasons. they’re private. But this made me giggle so I thought I might aswell.)
Moving on. Earlier this morning, chatted to Blackey for about two minutes. She was up till 5.00 this morning talking to Josh and Becky on TC and went to sleep at 6.00, and Got up at 8.00. She said she was shattered so went to sleep.
Then had a deep and meaningful discussion with Hatchy, Timmy e.t.c on BACT. When I posted a Family Guy video (http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUo-n1_mivcU%26feature%3Drelated&h=5de54 Clearly the best way of setting the mood), everybody shut up and I thought they were dead. Why is it whenever I say something everybody shuts their traps and keeps quiet?
I wish Ben Milner good luck today, bless him. Hope pop up later with awesome news!
I really feel I should get out more. Facebook is so addictive… my friends should expect a phone call later.
I lied, they should expect me popping up on Facebook chat.
Everybody always seems to make long blogs, so just trying to find some shizz to share, you know? My sister’s pondering which people to invite to her birthday party…
”Nah, she’s too moody… She didn’t invite me to HER party… He didn’t give me goood things in my party bag…”. That’s what she’s like.
Becky (Dave) has made me get back into Digimon. She has a Patamon plush, and I want it!! So I asked my mum, but she said the one I eventually found (Which was the cheapest at about £22) might cost more to ship to the UK since it’s nformation says it ships just to the US, plus I have no spare money. Time to save up…
So, been having fun with the ONM guys on Tinychat recently… you know, the usual.
Well, can’t find anything better to say, so I guess I’ll see ya’ll later.
Okay, so you know that moment when everyone on the big ass chat thing pops up yelling your name for no apparent reason and that weird blooping noise errupts into your ear holes? Wel, that’s been happening a LOT recently. So when the noise booms from the box to my head, I think; ”Right, gotta return fire,” so I type back IN NOTICEABLE CAPITAL LETTERS TO BE RECOGNISED, their name. Then they start whinging and ”Why did you do that?’ and there’s me spinning around in my awesome leather chair thinking; ”Why’dya think, you baboon?”
Getting to the point: That noise is annoying yet it’s nice to know someone actually cares about me.
In other news, the lastest comedy influencing me and Jansen (Well, just Jansen) consists in: Spinning around in cool black leather chairs with catchy music, midgets in theme parks and the word ‘ZAAAHHH!’. How charming.
Gotta thank Seensei Josh McIntyre for helping me to set this thing up in the first place. (Thumbs up) You were a great teacher to us young’uns, until that strange war started.
Blackey found one of my old status’ yesterday, something to do with worthless bullies. well, as soon as she commented we were chatting away like the cool people we are. She then anounced: ”My keyboards a failure! And it is also called Paul!”
Paul. What a good name! Then she changed her middle name to ‘Paul’.
Anyway, I replied with: ”Mine is called Jebus. Imagine the effects, one touch grants holyness!” So we atarted nattering on about this guy called Jebus and about how I’d stalk him in the future. The future already went…
One last quote (yes I quote myself, ‘cos manly [which is a quote in itself. Chanman’s manly pink dumbbells!].) : *Pulls out a whole Katana*
*Jeremy Kyle sits on step, assesing Miyamoto*
”Miyamoto, Y U NO RELEASE OOT EARLY?!”
”…”
Thank you and goodnight! (Bows merrily)
COMING SOON TO YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS! A LOAD OF CRAP THAT YOU WON’T WANNA READ!
